2026: Shepard-Bell Time Machine
Check the calendar, baby, Dax is living in the future
Stitching up the schedule like a high-speed suture
While you’re stuck in yesterday, he’s charting out the vibe
Got the 2026 vision for the Shepard-Bell tribe.
Twenty-six, twenty-six, it’s a family fix!
Planning out the party with the New Year’s tricks
Kristen’s got the snacks, Dax has got the flow
Two years early?
Yeah, they’re ready to go!
Most people can't decide what to eat for lunch
But they’ve already picked the New Year's punch
Lincoln and Delta, better get in line
Your social life is booked until the end of time.
No FOMO in this house, the guest list is sealed
The countdown is coming, the destiny’s revealed
Parenting goals or a scheduling addiction?
Either way, the 2026 party ain't fiction.
Three, two, one...
wait.
It’s still 2024.
Check back in twenty-four months.
Early bird gets the confetti.