2026: The Shepard Family Time Machine
Dax is on the calendar, scribbling out the dates
Kristen’s in the kitchen, stacking up the party plates
Why wait for the ball to drop in twenty-twenty-five?
We’re skipping the middle man to feel more alive
Time is just a construct, honey, let’s just fast-forward
Past the boring resolutions that we’ve already ignored
Happy New Year, twenty-twenty-six!
Skip the twenty-five, we’re doing magic tricks
Clock on the wall says we’re living in the future
Stitching up the timeline like a Hollywood suture
Twenty-six!
Twenty-six!
Yeah, we’re ahead of the mix
Wait, did I miss the Super Bowl?
Did robots finally take control?
Doesn’t matter, we’re the first ones here
Popping the cork on a ghost of a year
Daughters in the back, wondering where the days went
Dax is manifesting every second that he spent
It’s a Shepard family heist, we’re stealing tomorrow
Borrowing the joy and deleting all the sorrow
See you in 2027, maybe by next week
Our schedule is wild, our vibe is unique
Twenty-twenty-six, baby
We’re already there.