Champagne flutes and expensive lutes
Trading the heels for some birthday suits
Cardi B soaking in a tub of gold
While the rest of us are out here catching a cold
Legs on the ledge like a high-end flex
Writing off the soap on a business check.
Rub-a-dub-dub, stars in the tub
Scrubbing off the drama from the VIP club
Bubbles to the ceiling, feeling so clean
Living like a king, posing like a queen
Splish splash, blowing that cash.
Is that luxury foam or just vanity?
Losing their grip on reality
Filtered to the bone, phone in the hand
Slippery business across the land.
Kourtney’s got the petals, Travis got the vibes
Instagram bait for the thirsty tribes
No towel in sight, just a million-dollar view
I’m using 2-in-1, what about you?
Don’t drop the phone
Leave the star alone
Just suds and ego
There the peace go.
