Retirement looks like a neon dream
Switching out the huddle for a content team
In Miami heat, where the drinks are free
He’s ringing in the year with Alix Earle, G
From the frozen tundra to a hockey rink
Tom’s making every single hater blink.
Touchdowns and TikToks, rings and the rink
Pour another glass, don't you even think
He’s the GOAT on the grass, now he’s cool on the ice
New year, new Tom, yeah he’s living it twice!
Seven rings heavy, but the vibe is light
Winning on the field, winning every night
No more blitzing, just a social media blitz
While everyone’s complaining, Tom is doing hits.
Ice in his veins?
Nah, ice in the glass
New year energy, first class, pure gas
TB12, out!
