Hermione's Billion-Dollar Spell

Accio private jet, she’s flying south of the border

Dropping the wand for a brand new world order

Gonzalo’s got the pesos, Emma’s got the grace

Found a billionaire to fill that empty library space

From Hogwarts halls to the boardroom ball

She’s trading in the broomstick for a corporate haul.

Oh, she’s mag-net-ic, money and the magic

Leaving all the muggles feeling tragic

Gonzalo and the Gryffindor, a high-stakes score

She don’t need a potion, she’s the one we adore!

Retail king.

Silver ring.

Business empire, hear it sing.

No more spells, just dividends.

Where the folklore starts and the fortune ends.

Ten points to Gryffindor for the net worth.

Wingardium Levi-cash-a.

Class is dismissed.