French tucks and feelings but the chair is empty
Karamo hit the exit, left the schedule plenty
Was it a schedule clash or just a vibe check failure?
He’s dodging microphones like a high-seas sailor
Culture expert ghosted on the culture talk
Five minutes out the door, watch the legend walk.
Where’s Karamo?
Gone in a blink
Leave the tea cold, pour it down the sink
Skipping out the door
He gave the makeover, he ain't giving no more
No more, no more, no more.
Press pass?
Denied.
Talk show?
He slid.
Red carpet?
He hid.
Whatever he did, he did it real big.
One minute he’s coaching your soul to be free
The next he’s a ghost in a Gucci tee.
I guess some transformations just don't include the interview.
Check the call sheet.
He’s out.
