Mychal on the mic playin' matchmaker scout
Tryna get the Stallion in the kitchen, no doubt
Klay’s got the jumper but the pantry is bare
He needs a H-Town hottie for a culinary flare
Scoring forty on the court but he’s hungry at home
Needs a Megan-sized blessing in his silver dome
She’s a Stallion, he’s a Splash Bro
Cooking up a ring, yeah we see the glow
From the hardwood floor to the stovetop heat
That’s a championship flavor, taste so sweet
Splash, Stallion, Splash, Stallion
Mychal says he’s lonely, Mychal says he’s thin
Put some seasoning on that jumper, let the feast begin
He don't need a jersey, he needs a kitchen apron
Trading three-pointers for some Texas-style bacon
Yo Klay, pass the hot sauce man.
Mychal’s just lookin' out for your macros.
Real hot girl summer in Dallas.
