Stallion in the Paint

#90s boom bap#hard hitting drums#record scratch#vine boom#air horn#crowd gasp#aggressive flow#roast

Klay's dad Mychal wants Megan Thee Stallion to join the family tree. A championship-sized crush.

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Intro

Courtside seats but the view is different

From three-pointers to knee-high boots

Verse 1

Mychal on the mic playin' matchmaker for the heir

Said Klay needs a Stallion with that H-Town flair

Forget the jump shot, check the hip-hop swagger

He wants a daughter-in-law who’s a real tongue-wagger

Splash Brother meet the Hot Girl Summer heat

Imagine the rings on a household this elite

Chorus

Megan in the bleachers, Klay on the wing

Mychal’s already sizing up the wedding ring

She’s a savage, classy, he’s a lights-out shooter

Best duo since the Bulls, man, nobody is cuter

Bridge

Draft pick.

Top tier.

Stallion.

Premiere.

Father knows best when the chemistry is clear

Swish, swish, Megan’s in his ear

Outro

Yo Klay, pick up the phone man

Your dad’s already booked the venue

Real hot girl coach in the front office

Nothing but net