Klay's dad Mychal wants Megan Thee Stallion to join the family tree. A championship-sized crush.

Courtside seats but the view is different
From three-pointers to knee-high boots
Mychal on the mic playin' matchmaker for the heir
Said Klay needs a Stallion with that H-Town flair
Forget the jump shot, check the hip-hop swagger
He wants a daughter-in-law who’s a real tongue-wagger
Splash Brother meet the Hot Girl Summer heat
Imagine the rings on a household this elite
Megan in the bleachers, Klay on the wing
Mychal’s already sizing up the wedding ring
She’s a savage, classy, he’s a lights-out shooter
Best duo since the Bulls, man, nobody is cuter
Draft pick.
Top tier.
Stallion.
Premiere.
Father knows best when the chemistry is clear
Swish, swish, Megan’s in his ear
Yo Klay, pick up the phone man
Your dad’s already booked the venue
Real hot girl coach in the front office
Nothing but net