Silicon and steel.
Undercover surreal.
Trespasser walking with a double-D agenda,
Shadow in the yard, a suspicious-looking gender,
Cops saw the curve but the vibe was off-center,
Breaking through the fence like a tactical enter.
He’s packing more than just a little bit of padding,
Metal in the mold while the officers are grabbing.
Oh, the Florida heat brings the strange out to play,
Hiding the heat in a feminine way,
Prosthetic combat, a ballistic disguise,
Look at the chest while he aims for the eyes,
Locked and loaded in the silicone valley!
Soft to the touch.
Cold to the bone.
Safety off.
Under the foam.
Booking him in cup size 9mm.
Only in the 305.
Keep it weird, Florida.
