Vance’s Glass House Blues

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JD Vance's Ohio home gets a rocky renovation. Suspect in custody after window-smashing spree.

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Verse 1

Down in Cincinnati where the grass is blue

Someone’s throwing heat, but it ain’t for the view.

A rock through the pane, a crack in the glass

JD’s quiet morning just ran out of gas.

No hillbilly eulogy, just a brick and a breeze

Bringing the Vice President-elect to his knees.

Chorus

Glass house, glass house, watch it shatter

When the rocks start flying, policies don’t matter.

Crash, bang, boom—who’s that at the door?

Guess they don’t make windows like they did before.

Yeah, they don’t make ‘em like they did before!

Bridge

Suspect’s in the cage.

Front page rage.

Broken shards on the hardwood floor

Is this what we voted for?

From the Senate floor to a glass-strewn porch

Somebody’s trying to pass the torch… or a brick.

Outro

Sweep it up, JD.

Keep the cameras rolling.

Secure the perimeter,

‘Cause the neighborhood’s trolling.

Watch your step.