Wrexham PDA: The Hollywood Score

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Deadpool and Serena van der Woodsen swap spit on the sidelines. Wrexham wins, but the kiss is the MVP.

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Intro

Verse 1

Stakes high in the Welsh rain, heart rates spiking,

Ryan’s in the owners' box, exactly what he’s liking.

Forget the offside rule, let’s talk about the sideline,

Blake’s looking like a ten, hitting every headline.

While the strikers hunt the net, she’s hunting for a smooch,

More chemistry than a lab, baby, that’s the truth.

Chorus

Wrexham’s winning, but the score is secondary,

They’re the king and queen of the local sanctuary.

Lock lips on the pitch, make the stadium scream,

Living out a rom-com in a football dream.

Goal!

Lock it in with a kiss,

Soccer’s never looked quite as Hollywood as this.

Bridge

Red scarf.

Blonde hair.

Flashbulbs.

Thick air.

Forget the halftime talk, give us the PDA,

They’re selling out the merch and they’re stealing the play.

Reynolds’ got the team, but Lively’s got the trophy,

Sorry to the goalie, but you’re looking kind of lonely.

Outro

Three points in the bag.

One kiss for the ‘gram.

That’s a wrap, Wrexham.