Raindrops in Wales but the vibe is cinematic,
Two stars on the grass, it’s purely emblematic.
Forget the offside rule, we’re watching the sideline,
Deadpool’s got a heart and it’s beating on a timeline.
Serena van der Woodsen in a parka, looking chic,
While the locals scream for goals every single damn week.
He bought the whole club just to give us this scene,
The king of the pitch and his Gossip Girl queen.
Wrexham’s winning but the kiss is the trophy,
Pitch-side passion, yeah it’s never getting soapy.
Red scarves waving while they’re locking the lips,
Hollywood magic in the Welsh mist drips.
Smooching in the stadium, love on the turf,
The hottest scoreboard on the face of the Earth.
From the Met Gala carpet to the muddy goal post,
This is the power couple that we love the most.
Just a boy, his girl, and a football dream,
The most expensive romantic comedy team.
Yeah, Wrexham’s got heart.
And the heart’s got Wrexham.
