Jen Garner’s tired of playing therapist while J.Lo tries to drag Ben back into the spotlight.
Yeah, here we go again.
The sequel nobody asked for but everyone’s watching.
Jen Garner’s in the kitchen making organic snacks
While Ben is in the driveway doing emotional laps
He’s a mess, he’s a mood, he’s a chaotic vibe
And J.Lo’s in the gym tryna keep the flame alive
Garner’s playing referee, therapist, and mom
While Lopez drops a remix like a glittery bomb.
Oh, Ben-Ben, where you gonna go?
Caught between the garden and the J.Lo show
One wants peace, the other wants the glitz
Garner’s over here just losing her wits!
Bennifer 3.0?
No, please, let it go!
Stop the matchmaking, stop the press
Garner’s tired of cleaning up the mess
It’s a cycle, it’s a circle, it’s a downward slide
Someone get this man a place to hide.
Seriously Ben?
Put the Dunkin’ down.
Go home.
Both of you.
Jennifer?
Yeah, the other one.
