JD Vance's Ohio home gets a forced renovation. Suspect in custody after a window-shattering spree.

Back in Middletown, things are gettin' rocky
Somebody's aim was a little too cocky
Glass on the carpet, shards on the floor
Guess they didn't want to knock on the front door
High-stakes drama in a quiet neighborhood
Doing digits of damage?
No, that ain't good.
JD's windows go CRACK, CRACK, CRACK
Somebody wanted their ballistics back
From the Hillbilly halls to the velvet seat
There’s glass in the grass on a quiet street
Yeah, it’s shattered, it’s splattered, it’s all in the news
Somebody’s singing the ‘Broken Window’ blues.
Cuffs on the wrist, perp in the back
No more stones for a midnight attack
Security detail?
Yeah, they were on the clock
Now the only thing swinging is a heavy cell lock.
JD's windows go CRACK, CRACK, CRACK
Somebody wanted their ballistics back
From the Hillbilly halls to the velvet seat
There’s glass in the grass on a quiet street.
Sweep it up, sweep it up
Keep the peace in the cup
Ohio’s wild, man
Clear as crystal...
almost.