Capitol Hill Chic: The Influencer Takeover

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Trisha Paytas runs for Congress while Timothée and Kylie dominate the headlines. D.C. goes viral.

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Intro

Lights, camera, legislation!

Check the ballot, check the fit.

Verse

Trisha’s in the lobby with a pink podium,

Mixing up the census with some high-grade sodium.

Milo’s on the floor, Kylie’s in the gallery,

Timothée is tax-exempt?

Add it to his salary.

We’re trading policy for personality,

Manifesting bills into a new reality.

Chorus

It’s a Hill takeover, yeah, the House is a set,

Passing bills in sequins, paying off the national debt.

Vote for the glam, vote for the clout,

If you aren't trending, get the hell out!

Bridge

Filibuster?

No, just a TikTok dance.

Changing the constitution in some leather pants.

From the red carpet to the Red State swing,

If the Wi-Fi’s down, we don't pass a thing!

Outro

See you at the inauguration...

bring a ring light.

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