Lights, camera, legislation!
Check the ballot, check the fit.
Trisha’s in the lobby with a pink podium,
Mixing up the census with some high-grade sodium.
Milo’s on the floor, Kylie’s in the gallery,
Timothée is tax-exempt?
Add it to his salary.
We’re trading policy for personality,
Manifesting bills into a new reality.
It’s a Hill takeover, yeah, the House is a set,
Passing bills in sequins, paying off the national debt.
Vote for the glam, vote for the clout,
If you aren't trending, get the hell out!
Filibuster?
No, just a TikTok dance.
Changing the constitution in some leather pants.
From the red carpet to the Red State swing,
If the Wi-Fi’s down, we don't pass a thing!
See you at the inauguration...
bring a ring light.
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