Touchdown in the Buckeye State, but the vibe is feeling heavy
Somebody brought a brick when they should’ve brought a Chevy
Windows turning into glitter, sparkly on the lawn
Secret Service on the lawn before the break of dawn
Shatter, shatter, goes the glass in the night
Somebody’s looking for a political fight
It’s a smash, it’s a dash, it's a suburban scene
Keeping it messy in the 513
Check the perimeter, lock down the gate
Glass on the carpet is a terrible fate
From the Hill to the porch, yeah the tension is high
Another pane gone, kiss the privacy goodbye
Shatter, shatter, goes the glass in the night
Somebody’s looking for a political fight
It’s a smash, it’s a dash, it's a suburban scene
Keeping it messy in the 513
Suspect in the zip-ties, looking real stressed
Guess the 'Home Sweet Home' just failed the stress test
