From the gridiron grass to the VIP glass
Tom’s moving through the winter with a whole lot of class
Spent the New Year’s ball with the Earle of the scene
Now he’s rinkside watching that icy machine.
He’s the GOAT on the move, changing the play
From Alix’s party to the NHL today
Living the life that we all want to see
Just Tom being Tom, wild and Super Bowl free.
Is it a fumble?
No, it’s a power play
Switching up the teammates every single day
From TikTok stars to the slap shot roar
He’s always looking for a brand new score.
Check the stats, check the feed
Tom’s got everything he’ll ever need
Just a legend in the stands
With the whole world in his hands.
