Yeah, the flashbulbs are blinding
But it’s the gold that’s defining
She walked in looking like a minted bar
No silver lining, she’s the literal star
Red carpet dripping, molten and bold
Turning every single headline into 24-carat gold
Timmy’s in the corner, looking sweet like candy
But Kylie’s the trophy, dapper and dandy
She’s Golden, Golden, Golden
The whole room is beholden
A golden globe in a golden dress
Making every other star look like a mess
Glitter on the floor, magic in the air
Kylie’s the queen of the golden affair
Shh...
don't look at the prize
Just look at the spark in those chocolate-maker's eyes
From Calabasas to the cinematic peak
Gold on the skin, and a glow on the cheek
And the award for best dressed goes to...
Well, you already know.
Stay golden, sweetie.
