Accio private jet, she’s flying south of the border
Dropping the wand for a brand new world order
Gonzalo’s got the pesos, Emma’s got the grace
Found a billionaire to fill that empty library space
From Hogwarts halls to the boardroom ball
She’s trading in the broomstick for a corporate haul.
Oh, she’s mag-net-ic, money and the magic
Leaving all the muggles feeling tragic
Gonzalo and the Gryffindor, a high-stakes score
She don’t need a potion, she’s the one we adore!
Retail king.
Silver ring.
Business empire, hear it sing.
No more spells, just dividends.
Where the folklore starts and the fortune ends.
Ten points to Gryffindor for the net worth.
Wingardium Levi-cash-a.
Class is dismissed.
