Karamo’s Irish Exit

Cameras rolling and the lighting is pristine

Karamo’s looking for a side-door exit from the scene

He didn’t need a makeover, he needed a plane

Left the Fab Four standing in the pouring rain

No deep conversation, no tear on the cheek

Just a ghost in a blazer, playing hide and seek

Where’d he go?

Go, go, Karamo?

Left the press line moving way too slow

Clip the mic, skip the hype, hit the road

Watch the brotherhood start to erode

Where’d he go?

Go, go, Karamo?

Tan is doing textures

Antoni’s making toast

Jonathan is spinning

While Karamo plays the ghost

Wait, is that a resignation?

Or just heavy-duty ghosting?

I guess some things just can't be fixed with a French tuck.

See ya.

Or not.

Stay fab, I guess.