Karamo's Quick Exit

French tucks and feelings but the chair is empty

Karamo hit the exit, left the schedule plenty

Was it a schedule clash or just a vibe check failure?

He’s dodging microphones like a high-seas sailor

Culture expert ghosted on the culture talk

Five minutes out the door, watch the legend walk.

Where’s Karamo?

Gone in a blink

Leave the tea cold, pour it down the sink

Where’s Karamo?

Skipping out the door

He gave the makeover, he ain't giving no more

No more, no more, no more.

Press pass?

Denied.

Talk show?

He slid.

Red carpet?

He hid.

Whatever he did, he did it real big.

One minute he’s coaching your soul to be free

The next he’s a ghost in a Gucci tee.

I guess some transformations just don't include the interview.

Check the call sheet.

He’s out.