Mickey's No-Go Show

But Mickey won't move for a script that ain't sweet

Account is on zero, he's playing the hero

Rejecting the roles like he's bigger than Nero

No pay, no play, Mickey says "Not today"

Landlord at the door but he's looking away

He’s a star, he’s a king, he’s a ghost in the ring

Rather be homeless than do a bad thing

Wait for the offer, wait for the call

He’d rather lose everything than have it all

It’s a masterclass in pride, it’s a bumpy ride

Hollywood's wild, nowhere to hide

Agent is crying, the bills are all piling

Mickey just sits there, remarkably smiling

He’s holding out for the Oscar-gold heat

While sleeping on silk in a cold-hearted street

Lights out, Mickey.

Keep the change.

He's staying strange.

Cut!