Breaking news, the Fab Five is down to four.
Live on the air, Karamo’s walking out the door.
Morning show lights, but the seat is vacant,
Castmates smiling but the vibe is ancient.
Email sent from the assist-ant’s desk,
Therapist called it a mental test.
Ten years deep, but the peace is broken,
Words of abuse are finally spoken.
Love yourself, protect your soul,
When the family’s toxic, you take control.
Modeling the message, staying at home,
Setting the boundary, standing alone.
Yeah, protect your peace, protect your peace.
Antoni’s surprised, Tan’s looking away,
Families are complicated, or so they say.
Two things can be true at the exact same time:
We love the heroes, but we’re tired of the climb.
Season ten, the final bow.
Who’s checking on the culture expert now?
