Yo, San Fran in the dark, what’s the deal?
PG&E, man, they just can’t heal!
Lights out, city’s chillin’ in a blackout haze,
Twenty-one thousand still lost in the maze,
Substation fire, they say it’s complex,
While folks in the dark just want their Netflix.
Traffic stalled, restaurants closed tight,
Holiday lights dimmed, no festive sight,
Mayor’s on the mic, sayin’ hold up, wait,
PG&E, where’s the power? Don’t make us hate!
Firefighters hustlin’, but the damage is real,
Elevators stuck, that’s a tough deal,
Tesla taxis rollin’, they don’t need no spark,
While the rest of the city’s just lost in the dark.
San Fran blackout, what a crazy scene,
PG&E, man, you know what I mean,
Lights flicker back, but some still in the gloom,
Power’s a game, and they’re stuck in the room!
So here’s the lesson, don’t play with the grid,
When the lights go out, it’s a wild bid,
PG&E, get it right, don’t stall,
San Francisco’s waiting, just answer the call!
