The camera is rolling, but the script just burned.
Utah's finest, viral on the timeline,
Behind the white picket, she was walking on a landmine.
Jordan in the shadows, Jessi in the light,
Turning off the ring light, starting up the fight.
Legal papers flying like a Tik-Tok trend,
This ain't a collab, this is where the seasons end.
Keep your distance, keep the peace,
Sign the dotted line for a sweet release.
Mormon Wives and the lives they fake,
How many hearts does a housewife break?
Stay back, stay back, sixty feet away,
No more swinging in the Salt Lake gray.
No more secrets in the group chat.
No more bruises on the soul, imagine that.
The judge is the only one hitting 'like' now.
Real life doesn't have a filter.
