Klay Thompson's dad, Mychal, is playing matchmaker for Megan Thee Stallion and his son. The NBA legend thinks the H-Town hottie is the perfect splash for the family.

Welcome to the Thompson household, where the court is hot and the kitchen is hotter.
Mychal’s on the mic and he’s calling the play,
Forget the NBA, he’s got Megan on the tray,
Klay’s shooting threes but his dad’s setting screens,
Trying to get a Stallion in the Thompson family genes,
From the hardwood floor to the kitchen sink,
He’s mixing up a romance, what do you think?
She’s a hottie, he’s a splash,
Building up the brand, making all the cash,
Mychal’s in the kitchen, Mychal’s on the stove,
Cooking up a Stallion in the Thompson cove.
No more dry spells.
No more missed shots.
Just thick thighs and championship rings.
Hey Klay, pass the hot sauce.
Dad’s just looking for a daughter-in-law with a Grammy.
Is that too much to ask?
Triple-double in the making.