Attention all passengers, please step away from the slippers.
This is a high-fashion terminal now.
Terminal three looks like a slumber party raid
Cotton blends in the shade, social media's afraid
A satirical post turned a nation to ghosts
Now the keyboard warriors are burning their roasts
They’re clutching their UGGs like a holy decree
While the algorithm’s feeding on the fake policy.
Oh, don’t take my plaid away
I’m flying in my fleece today
From the lounge to the gate
In a polyester state
Yeah, the internet is breaking over basic sleepwear!
Is it a prank?
Is it a crime?
To wear a onesie while you’re standing in line?
Panic in the comments, fire in the feed
Just a joke that nobody bothered to read.
Boarding group A, please display your silk robes.
No sweats, no service.
Just kidding...
maybe.
