A new batch of Epstein files has surfaced, and guess who’s mentioned? Trump! The drama unfolds as the absurdity of elite connections takes center stage.

Yo, yo, yo, we in the mix,
Breaking news, it’s a wild fix!
Epstein files droppin’, got the world in a spin,
Trump’s name in the mix, where do we begin?
Secrets in the shadows, money in the air,
Rich folks playin’ games, but do they even care?
VIP parties, the elite’s dirty laundry,
Whispers in the dark, man, it’s gettin’ so gaudy,
From Mar-a-Lago to the island of sin,
What’s the real story? Let the chaos begin!
Trump and Epstein, a duo so bizarre,
In the headlines, they’re raising the bar,
Conspiracy theories, they’re flyin’ like kites,
In this wild world, we’re just chasin’ the lights!
So grab your popcorn, it’s a scandalous ride,
In the land of the rich, where the truth likes to hide,
Stay tuned, folks, this saga’s not done,
In the game of thrones, who’s the next one to run?