Vance’s Glass House Blues

#jersey club#fast tempo#funny#aggressive flow#bed squeak

JD Vance’s Ohio home target of window-smashing vandal; suspect caught after the shattering glass act.

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Verse 1

From the Senate floor to a shattered pane

Looks like JD’s weekend went down the drain

One guy with a rock and a grudge to settle

Testing out the strength of the VP’s mettle

In Cincinnati, things got loud and heavy

Broken glass splash like a Chevy in a levee.

Chorus

JD, watch your windows, JD, hide the stones

Somebody’s throwing heat at the political zones

It’s a smash, it’s a crash, it’s a custody dash

Turned a quiet Ohio Sunday into a media bash

JD, watch your windows!

Bridge

Glass on the carpet, glass on the lawn

Suspect in the cuffs before the break of dawn

Was it a statement?

Was it just a brick?

Either way, the secret service handled it quick.

Outro

No more drafts in the house tonight

Seal the frames and lock ‘em tight

Keep the peace, keep the glass

Before another rock finds its way to your...

porch.