Vance’s Glass House Blues

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JD Vance’s Ohio home gets hit by a rock-throwing vandal. Suspect is in cuffs, windows are dust.

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Verse 1

Early morning in the Buckeye State

Somebody’s feeling a little bit of hate

Cranking up the arm, let the stones fly fast

Turning JD’s view into shattered glass

Middle-class dreams, high-velocity rocks

Now there’s yellow tape all around the block.

Chorus

Cracks in the glass, cracks in the glass

Security detail moving real fast

He’s the VP-elect but the window’s a mess

That’s one way to send a political address

Pane, pane, go away

JD’s got a glazier on the way today.

Bridge

Look, he’s in the hot seat, literally

Drafty in the parlor, socially

From the Hillbilly Elegy to an alleyway felony

Police on the lawn, that’s the neighborhood melody!

Outro

Suspect in the back of the cruiser now

JD’s wiping sweat off a furrowed brow

Keep the curtains closed, keep the secrets tight

Someone’s spending New Year in a cell tonight.

Done.