WONKA'S KYLIE CONFESSION

Wonka’s got secrets tucked under his chin

He’s dodging the critics, he’s dodging the press

But he can’t dodge the heart beating under that vest

Lip kit on the collar, paparazzi in a daze

He’s lost in the lip-filler lavender haze.

He said "I love you," loud and clear

The sound the haters didn't want to hear

From the chocolate factory to the Calabasas gates

Timmy’s on the menu, and Kylie’s on the plate.

Yeah, he’s smitten, kitten, check the tape!

Twitter’s throwing tantrums, TikTok’s in a fit

But he’s whispering sweet nothings in the front row seat

Is it high-fashion passion or a PR stunt?

Either way, he’s putting her right in the front!

Critics Choice?

More like Kylie’s Choice.

That’s a wrap on the mystery, folks.

Stay mad.

He’s glad.